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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bruce Swayne, Nov 21, 2002.

  1. Bruce Swayne

    Bruce Swayne New Member

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    Hi room! I'm new here! Just thought I'd pop by and say you guys have a very good website and very funny. My information is in my signature for anyone who wants to chat.

    Great website. Truly a masterpiece.
     
  2. Bruce Swayne

    Bruce Swayne New Member

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    Haha guys, great gag.

    Calling me a "Punk-Ass Bitch"

    Very funny guys. You guys crack me up.

    But seriously, I'm not a punk hahah.

    So can you take it out please?

    I get the joke, it is funny.

    Great website.
     
  3. Bruce Swayne

    Bruce Swayne New Member

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    Hey come on guys, enough is enough. Change it, I'm not a Punk.
     
  4. Bruce Swayne

    Bruce Swayne New Member

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    Okay fine, if you guys want to be like that. You just lost yourself a poster.
     
  5. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    HAHAHA!

    This is the funniest post I've ever read.
     
  6. unlimited-time

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  7. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    the only way to have Punk-Ass Bitch removed from your profile is to post a nude picture of yourself. sorry Bruce.
     
  8. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bruce Swayne:
    Hi room! I'm new here! Just thought I'd pop by and say you guys have a very good website and very funny. My information is in my signature for anyone who wants to chat.

    Great website. Truly a masterpiece.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hi Bruce, I hate you and I think you are the gayest piece of shit ever. Now come and have your wife give me some a loving!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Smokey McPot

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    He already left you fuck.
     
  10. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bruce Swayne:
    Okay fine, if you guys want to be like that. You just lost yourself a poster.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'm with Bruce on this one. "Average" slob? I think not! I'm at least an above average slob!
    I'm outta here!
     
  11. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    I'm outta here! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ladies and *ahem* gentlemen...FredVegas has left the building...
     
  12. Cigarettes

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    That was so stupid.
     
  13. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Pervert:
    He already left you fuck.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    umm how do you know that? he is probably still reading the forum, god you are such a cockmagnet.
     
  14. FredVegas

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    That was so stupid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Jesus, thanks for the insightful commentary, ya fuckin cunt.
     
  15. Smokey McPot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    umm how do you know that? he is probably still reading the forum, god you are such a cockmagnet.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Keyword: Probably

    There is a 50% chance he isn't, and a 50% chance he is...

    So as I'm never wrong, I'm going to go with the 50% chance that he ISN'T READING IT.... So, you assbuffer, go juggle a set of donkey balls.

    Thank you for your time.
     
  16. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dirty Pervert:
    Keyword: Probably

    There is a 50% chance he isn't, and a 50% chance he is...

    So as I'm never wrong, I'm going to go with the 50% chance that he ISN'T READING IT.... So, you assbuffer, go juggle a set of donkey balls.

    Thank you for your time.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh he IS reading it! because bruce swayne is DANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. TimBoaT

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    since when did the word probably merit a precise 50/50 chance? I'd say probably is more like... 80/20.. if it were 50/50 he'd probably have said "maybe"

    and since we're all being cool and using already coined (and over used mind you) insults... I will carry on the trend

    cock smoker.
     
  18. Smokey McPot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    Oh he IS reading it! because bruce swayne is DANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    WRONG, COCKBLOCKER.
     
  19. ross_perot

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    DIRTY PERVERT PASSED OUT IN THE SHOWER FROM MASTURBATING TO HARD.

    OK BYE
     
  20. Smokey McPot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    DIRTY PERVERT PASSED OUT IN THE SHOWER FROM MASTURBATING TO HARD.

    OK BYE
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That was your eye in the spyhole?

     

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