I've been gone for a while. What's new?
I saw this and I thought of you. NSFW: http://www.lmaonade.org/quad_damage.png
No srsly. This is awesome. http://www.discoflux.com/awsnews//World%20Evolution%20Day/wed.htm
Guess how much I love you?
KICKS MOTHERFUCKING ASS YEAH ASS KICKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! YEAH YEAH YEAHH!!!!!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4275942a11.html
Santa told "ho ho ho" may be offensive to women: http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gvdJyDWh2yr4yOrHqjz98FM-eqAg
I would TOTALLY WANT TO DO THIS: http://www.stupidvideos.com/video//Suicidal_Human_Luge/?m=new I think that's the coolest thing I've ever...
Someone's finally figured out how to absolve you of that icky "infidelity" feeling: http://www.cheatneutral.com/
1. You're stupid! 2. You're ugly! 3. You're gay! 4. You dress funny! 5. You like sex! 6. You're a show-off! I think that's all, actually....
WTF bitches.
Damn good movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465538/
Whatever happened to the little cum-drunk rootcake?
I don't understand why you persist in trying to make fun of me when I already do a better job of it than you ever could.
I just checked the tracking for my new turtles that are arriving tomorrow and they are in Louisville, KY. :) ! I made them a nice outdoor...
I was eating a salad at around 3:30 this afternoon, made from some organic mixed-greens salad-in-a-bag things that came from the hippie grocery...
This thing is cooooool: http://www.noob.us/entertainment/awesome-yet-creepy-stop-motion-wall-animation/
No no nononononono http://www.svnl.net/dien_dan/viewtopic.php?t=768&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=84ec3c94f83137a7e3c5f28093544b3e
Here is my favorite exerpt of a conversation about today's simulated terrorist attack: "Today, a girl in ripped up clothes and covered in blood...
... been licking them? [IMG]
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