I've been gone for a while. What's new?
Write a letter to their corporate office.
I doubt it had fully sunk in by the end of the video... I mean, she had just been asleep. I would still be in "WHAT THE SHIT???" mode,...
I kinda miss the dry old bat. How's everyone else doing?
Why did you refer to Nursey in past tense? Did she die?
WTF, I don't have a Plentyoffish profile!
I kept the house, which since I also paid for the house, seems fair.
Yeah, fish and veggies I dunno, it seems OK so far Last year, after my husband decided he was gay and moved out, I had this boyfriend who...
I scored my hot surfer with this ad: [img] but I also went on a couple of dates with guys who looked hot but were weird/creepy/awkward in...
Dan, I have bad news for you. You're the guy that women use for a fast lay and could give a shit about. When you lose your looks, the only chicks...
Trolling Craigslist with fake ads is a pastime of mine. My most favorite recent one was looking for a guy to fuck me wearing a realistic Richard...
Hi guys. For New Years I resolved to eat pesco-vegetarian, drink less, walk more, and focus on work. Oh, and then incidentally I broke up...
I don't know about the iPod Touch, but I have an iPhone and I really like it.
This was my New Year's resolution: http://potato4science.blogspot.com/
I can't do it to myself... it takes a dexterous and determined partner. There does seem to be a particular spot that must be stimulated.
By "digital" I mean "with fingers", silly. :)
Yes, I do.
srsly
I saw this and I thought of you. NSFW: http://www.lmaonade.org/quad_damage.png
I like it!
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