So my kids went through Barbies quick like 6 mos, who gives a flying fuck about Barbie, she sucks nobody plays with her and her man is gay Let...
We have this one girl at work that her breath is really bad like all of her teeth are rotting out, so I asked her if she wanted some gum, she said...
trying to trick you? like varicose veins
that was at the end of the night right b4 the corset thing (see post what turns u off) and we dont have any pics of us together figured why the...
The man does that he does this nasty dance that makes him look like a dying chicken and its always a deal breaker with me. Whenever I wear...
yep I was drunk and getting ready to fuck i was happy
bad breath but trying to be sexy and not just being yourself
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I thought it was good, at least it ended the way shit usually plays out in rl
"The man" is white, but I dated black guys for 3 years - wasted time. Spanish guys were OK but I didnt want to learn spanish so I could know what...
I would defintely agree with phatboy and nauseous. Get a eval and make sure there is nothing lurking in the wings and shit 6 years fly like the...
its really pretty though
I know when I used them before they smile nice but I dont think they actually clean anything
So I was flippin last night and stumbled on sober house. Sean or seth was on a drug rampage and everyone was looking for him and they found out...
so I asked my 12 yr old "what is an amber alert" and she said the same thing--SHE'S FUCKING 12! My 11 yr old knew. Stupid kids
I work in a nursing home I could totally cover you with old peoples skin flakes
boobs, tons of boobs a lil ass tappin
I just saw a episode Sunday and now "the man" has been making references to "gentlemans time" all the time. I dont need to know everytime you...
I thought it was good also, did you notice the references to Texas Chainsaw Massacre? The like Sam because everyone nowadays thinks he's hot....
damn bigger man, my dick is HUGE then
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