If Dwaine is fat then he can't very well be lanky at the same time. Also, I think you meant to say, "go and slit your throats." You were...
Awwww! Thank you!!
Hey! How come he gets to be a wanker? All I got was "Lame". This sucks.. I want a recount! Oh and I'm not a hillbilly, for your information....
See? Entertainment! So when did they start making wind up dipshits? Anybody?
Right on! Get down wit yer 1337 self! But can you make sure I get the memo next time?!
Saturday? Good luck.
I believe I have missed a meeting somewhere or didn't get a memo... my bad!
How did you break it? I can't even imagine that constant pain, honestly. My infrequent back problems are musculature so a round of percocet and...
I said I would if I could, but I can't so I won't and I don't really want to because I'm assuming she's a girl and I don't like girls. Besides, I...
Use a stick from a rubber tree?
See? Entertainment! The only thing that would be more entertaining at this point would be if I could poke you with a stick.
I've never called you. I'm in this for the amusement and so far, so good! Perhaps you're reading a little too much into this nonsensical...
And on a brighter note, the movers DID get here and it only took them an hour and a half to bring everything in! It only took FIVE WEEKS for the...
Hanging from the mud flap mobile in the midgets room. You know, right where they always are! Jesus.. you must be a guy.
Ow.
Well that made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Try again.
Wouldn't you?
Whoa! I didn't know they made percocet in 500mg. Man, after my last surgery, I got robbed! I'm sorry your pain is that bad that you have to...
Not possible. We didn't pay for the move, it was taken care of for us.
I don't remember back that far, honestly.
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