you bring the jack daniels and your wife. i'll bring me. i think that's sufficient.
Sorry, can't. you're married, but i'd hump your wife's face 8)
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'Hot topic makeup. now also industria sized, for those with an extra chin' *shrug*
I 'forgot' about my hamster.
broke 9 out of 10. i'm going to hell. well.. if 'killing' an animal counts, then i broke 10 out of 10 and god hates me. why is god a...
Shouldn't that be a 'what's the difference between...' joke?
I saw both those sites.
Does it involve a gun?
I blame his parents for giving him a computer instead of getting an abortion when it was due.
I have my clit hood pierced. I've not experienced any orgasms while walking though. But it's cool, sometimes, for masterdeabation 8)
I had it. My laptop can't handle it.. so I'm must keeping CS until i get a new rig.
it's for when she's hungry. duh. She's on a diet after all, that's why it's a carrot and not a burger.
Uhm, no dwaine, i was just posting a random tought.
Not give a shit about the black hamster after he killed and ate the brown hamster's eye and paw. I hated that black asshole! so he died after a...
aww you want 'em too?
I had a hamster that looked just like that.
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