It's real easy if you do not disturb the crabs ! :shock:
Why do they place a watermelon next to the alter during a nigger's wedding? It helps to keep the flies off of the bride. What does her pussy...
Are you sure that's not the former Kaptain Skitzo?
You are a dreamer ! It's a dog eat dog world with no mercy for the weak. Watch out, i have not eaten in days.
I'm going as a Freelance Gynecologist. If they want a second opinion, i will use two fingers!
Kaptain Wanker, I'll bet you would love to start a poll. It would probably be a pole rammed up your pompass anal love shack! :twisted:
Kaptain is just a sad lonely man. He feels he needs to slam other people who are better than himself. Maybe some day Kaptain will pull his...
Sorry, i beg to differ. Some cunts use all kinds of things to please themselves. Knowing which one used what before you, is the tricky part....
Don't say things like that; it just makes you sound stupid. In fact, don't talk at all. It just makes you sound stupid. :roll:
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This will be the worst thing that i will ever post. If you are weak, please do not scroll down! For those of you who do look at this, sweet...
Do not be scared of a little "Man Scent". A womans "quife" smells just as bad! Gee, you are the only one fighting with me in the pants...
I laughed so hard, i made a stinky :lol: It looks like my new neighbor.
Drunk as a Skunk. It's 2am and i am enjoying the house i just had built. I don't even have to work tomorrow. Ah i love being self employed ! :D
Put some itching powder in your girlfriends underwear and accuse her of having crabs. :twisted:
Muchas gracias :twisted:
Kaptain at play in his schoolyard :shock: [img]
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