like me, my computer is slow
thats ass licker to you, pal. i'm working on that msn messenger thingy. no aim for me. its the work of jesus.
it was the old deja vu. they changed the name to kamikazes recently though. go figure. I'm friends with the couple who ran it and they lived...
no. it had no theme other than drunken fun and a good jukebox. it also had phantom hurl.
damn, i pissed my pants and slid off my chair
My favorite tavern burned down on saturday. Now there is no cool place to go. There aren't any decent bars within 20 miles of me!!!!!! I'm...
You got that right.
holy shit, you came here a whole year before you signed up. WOW. I guess coming here over three and only signing up like a month or two ago...
I'm just a guy who got too fucked up and now everything is ewven more fucked up. At least I'm drunk!!!!!
Wow!A powerful dictator on a gold toilet to a schmuck in a hole in the ground who didn't even have the balls to try and whack at least one of...
oh shit, you figured me out. Well I guess I will just cut to chase here. I just want some good drugs and shit. Look at me in that picture! I'll...
I thought that band was a joke too. Unfortunately for the world it isn't. Look on the bright side, all the idiots will flock to those retards...
I'm sick of all these damn commercials and advertisement against drugs and cigarettes. I don't smoke anymore and still don't care if people do....
Schmed knows.
I tried and it didn't work. I just concentrate on being a human now. Its hard work.
I'm going to throw up at the mere thought of that idea. As much as I would like to have her face bashed in, it would make that ugly bag the only...
DAMN! That pic makes me regret being white.
i had to leave a message.
Didja know it's Turk's birthday today, Schmed? Thats funny. Turk-y day. I think I'll kill him and eat him.
Assume an alternate identity as a lame wannabe gangster named Homie G. Gusto, get a lamer wannabe gangster sidekick named Homeslice who also...
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