Sounds like she was sharing a recipe book.
What's the difference between a blonde woman and blonde man? The blonde woman has a higher sperm count. Asking us to stop is ...asking for it!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> ooohhhh it's a newbie...lets bash him cuz hes new and we're not...fucking retards!!...
Al Qaeda training camp... memorizing the plans to Disneyland for... uh... stuff.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Aww hell, sure... why not? I got nothing better to do...
Yeah, I tried her. She's still got most of her teeth. His mom... gums as smooth as bald pussy.
Hey!!! Don't talk bad about his mom!! She's a fine upstanding woman. I haven't found a better blowjob in all 50 states!
Why doesn't he answer my question? I guess he's busy making kids with his sister.
Kingsnake... This is a serious question. I'm really curious: Do you wear your hair in a mullet?
Excellent! I'll be right over. By the way, do you do anal? I find that I never really get to know someone unless I'm wiping their shit off my...
Hey look... my fucking account still works. Hail me! Fuck you!
Y'know, if someone would just go and sweep the insect zoo outta hera's cornhole, she'd probably be in a better mood.
but you know he's not gay. Being someone's bitch does not make you gay.
I wanna fuck a baby in the ass. I'll stick it in soft and let it get hard inside, just to hear the bones crack...
That's good to know, I'll be in Japan in two days...
Nah, I think he wants to take you up on your offer...
Snooguns is still bitter about that cavity search at the Tijuana border...
Dear Santa, People at work have been pissing me off again. Can I have 1000 gallons of formaldehyde and a new bonesaw? your fiend, necro
So how did a Short Bus discussion turn into a "hooked on phonics" pissing contest? Now THAT'S pretty fucking retarded!
I COLLECT ANTIQUE FARM EQUIPMENT... SO I BOUGHT AN OLD NIGGER. I thought we were doing religion. Oh well.
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