YANKS are fucking dumb thats why. They cant even talk properly.
What do you call a Nigger with no bones? A wet suit
Did you hear Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for christmas? He said it was the most violent book hes ever read. Come on that was a good un
Oh im good.
If you dont get called a cunt for that i will be surprised.
Be careful koko69 these boring cunts go on forever. Some crazy bastard even posted a picture of his new bb gun to me. SCARY SHIT.
The thing that pisses me off the most is a couple of you little pussy's probably found that funny but because one of your gay mates who youve...
You tell a good joke, you tell a bad joke, either way where all still gonna get shit off little fags like you, if i told you this joke in the...
Hasent the drummer only got one arm?
A man wakes up in hospital one afternoon wondering where the fuck he is and what has happened, he calls the doc over and asks whats gone on, im...
Hey that guy taking a slash looks like my old man
I found it hard its hard to find oh well whatever nevermind.
That was shit!!!
Walks up to the bar in his local pub and calls the landlord over, im looking for a job mate are there any going? the landlord pauses for a second,...
Just had a look cant find my jokes anywere theonlylivingcock
Well sorry, if you hadent noticed you dumb yorkshire cunt i havent been on here for over a week so i probably missed the bee gee jokes
Anyone heard the new Bee Gees tune? How deep is your bruv. I hear hmv's got a sale going on all the Bee Gee's albums. Theres a third off.
WHATS WORSE THAN FINDING TEN DEAD BABYS IN A DUSTBIN? FINDING ONE DEAD BABY IN TEN DUSTBINS.. WHATS RED, PINK, AND SILVER? A BABY WITH FORKS IN...
TWO PREGNANT WOMEN SAT KNITTING ONE AFTERNOON,THE FIRST LADY TURNS TO HER FREIND AND SAYS...I HOPE MINES A LITTLE BOY I HAVE THIS LOVELY BLUE...
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