Tweve Its harf past elev I got vodkks But my minds fucking dead Smash your teath in Nowt moves me Bun a head , steal a Saad fuck this You...
WHAT THE FUCKS HAPPEND ! This is shit ! Has everyone died ? You lot are fucking soft ! IM STILL HERE ! I'm a fucking gladiator on this shit...
Its strange This always happens I turn up and everyone fucks off. I'm lonely Its just me and Philip Anus Gas lately And to be honest he's...
Gingang gooly gooly gooly ging gang gooo ! Dear friends ,comrades ? , miscreants and arse muppets ( fanycrack00zero & blowsnobs666 ) I feel it...
Hey guys ! Its me !!! Look iv been inundated with enquiries left right and centre , shucks some times diagonally ! And as you can imagine (...
Any one know how to boil a egg ? What ,is it like 3 minutes or something ? I want it hard boiled . For sandwiches Any ideas gang ? My six...
All by my self Don't want to be All by my self .... There's little blue monsters crawling all over me All by myself On my face , drinking...
What's the deal with emotions ? One day I feel ok , the next minute I wake up covered in my own faeces surrounded by empty vodka bottles only to...
Fuck you american fagots I'm orrf to get a dro and a one fiuck Graff up you quedrant , fuck.
Well cunts Iv still got a tenner left Seems the forces of cunt didn't win today So rest assured I'll be on a park bench drinking special brew...
What's the deal with Julia Roberts ? Know what I mean ? I can see she's attractive but I hate her. Its confusing. I see her and say " she's...
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Internet or internot ? Interyess ! Good old internet , its my friend Sure I'm rejected by society Sure iv got no chance of finding a real...
Things What's the deal with "things" ? Yesterday I had some things , then today I wake up in a pool of my own vomit only to find I no longer...
Yeeeeeeh byoooooy Hi people and welcome to my new thread . Today I'm talking lyrical expression , rapping , spitting , nineteenth century...
After defecting from the kgb iv had a tough time , I had to set up a vodka distillery in my mums basement and start a prostitution racket just to...
A formal apology. Dear chums I have been shown the error of my ways and would like to make a new start. patrons of this site , friends , I have...
Hi , my names Mildred , I'm a 32 year old woman and I would like some sexual advice of woman like me ,because I'm a woman. Iv lived a very...
Iv been on this site for at least twenty minutes and so far its shit. How do I antagonise people into a exchange of insults ? Obviously I'm a...
Any one who says "lol" is a twat. Any one who says "awsome" is a twat. You probably are a twat. A lot of people are twats. But you might just...
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