I know how much you guys love the holidays, and since I will be out of town for a bit, I thought I would send my reguards a little early. In case...
Maybe not but I thought it was pretty funny anyway. THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER * 8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. * 8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than...
I went to a festival on the weekend and saw this band (among others). Four guys walked out with trumpets, a trombone and an oboe and proceeded to...
Here you go, toss over this. A whole thread dedicated to you and what a sucky little looser you are. I thought i would start a new thread cos I am...
I realy like your sig Ratt. [img] But it is causing me great conflict. Part of me wants to give her a big hug and tell her it'll be alright. The...
...discovers he is not quite as big as other boys. [img]
Yesterday I was doing that dreadful but necessary task of grocery shopping. I was in the fruit and veg section contemplating zucchinis when I...
Irish Medical Dictionary. Artery- The study of paintings Bacteria- Back door of a cafe Barium- What you do when a patient dies Bowel- One of the...
The shittiest town on the face of the earth. [img] Why is it called Cockburn you may ask? Cos thats what you'll pick up if you use their...
Check out this email I received from this charming young lady... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by...
First we have 'Pimp The Perfect Period Predictor', then a 'Pregnant Pause'. There is also an impending nonwedding from hell and the obvious...
I'm off for 6 weeks holiday in a few days so I thaught I would give you your pressies a little early. As I am pritty strapped for cash this year...
Ooops I mean Marvin Something about the colour green just does it for me. [img]
Superman is flying along when he looks down and spies Wonderwoman. She's buck naked, lying on her back, legs east and west with her eyes closed...
* Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. * No time for a bath?...
GOD'S TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT QUESTIONNAIRE God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage over the last 2,000+ years. Further, God...
Wank was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date in quite sometime. Afraid she might have something wrong with her she decided to...
We arrived at the hotel to find that the pic on the brochure must have been taken 70 years prior to our booking. The blurb also failed to mention...
We all know someone who expects us to give 100% and how impossible that is. I have found the secret to enable you to give 103%. Here is the...
Someone must've slipped somethin in my coffee. Could've swarn there was a porn/Tshirt thread somewhere here earlier. Hmmmm [img]
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