PEPERAMIFIRESTICK!! :twisted: they are fuckin HOT! :shock: get one free!!! (offer open to U.K residents only!) :oops: :lol:
Yassar Arafat on his deathbed, in Newcastle shirt, Spurs shorts, and Rangers socks, says he wants to be buried in the Gaza strip..... :mrgreen:
Paula Radcliffe and Adolf Hitler? one of them at least tried to finish a race! :P
Bit of a long one but I laughed! There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a...
David Beckham's voice is going to be used to make all stadium announcements at England's Euro 2004 matches. A spokesman said, ;We heard he...
http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/cowfu.asf :lol:
1. There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. 2. Pitches vary from the...
Fill your trolley up with booze, and in the last tiny bit of space put a box of nappies. When paying pretend you don't have enough money. Take the...
Sean Connery was being interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a...
click on the stairway to heaven or is it HELL? :lol:
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small...
IM FEELING GRATE, I SLEPT LIKE A LOG LAST NIGHT..... I WOKE UP IN THE FIREPLACE....... [img]
Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the world looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey, and hopefully win...
http://updater.co.uk/ fuck cunt bugger bollocks wanker shit! whats your favourite? :P
anyone watch the World Origami Championships that were on TV the other night? it was on paper view! :oops: the coat is on and im off!
a leicester player meets a german burd in spain,fancy a shag he asks? nien she replys,good il go get 8 mates! :P
Some say that Michael Jackson will be jailed for 8years for kiddy fiddling, that is no where near long enough seeing as Christopher Reeves got the...
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jordan and peter andre go for a shag in the jungle. jordan asks peter, is that johnny rotten. pete says i hope not its the only one ive got. :oops:
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