Two cows in a field. One turns to the other and says, "MOOOOOO" The other one turns round and says: "You bastard, I was just about to say that...."
What do you calla good looking paki? Asif ........................ A scotsman, englishman and a paki were all on Mastermind. Magnus Magnusson...
two snowmen standing in a field. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell carrots?"..................
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Let the bitch cook in the dark! Why did the woman cross the road? Does it matter?...
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