A priest is out fishing with a local fisherman and pulls one heck of a lunker into the boat. "THATS ONE BIG SON OF A BITCH, FATHER" the fisherman...
Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dont know, as soon as the light comes on, they all scatter. (insert rim shot here)
Yup, a blatent and shamless shout out for one sexy bitch!!!!! Sorry kids, I had to do it! [img] Booze is a wonderful thing, UNTIL you get...
Q: Why dont cannibals eat clowns? A: They taste funny.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with a giraffe? A: A watchdog for the seventh floor!
This trucker is cruising along when he notices a black guy hitch hiking along the highway out in the middle of nowhere. He stops and the black guy...
Q: What is the difference between pink and purple? A: Grip.
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