Did you hear Stevie Wonder got a cheesegrater for christmas? He said it was the most violent book hes ever read. Come on that was a good un
A man wakes up in hospital one afternoon wondering where the fuck he is and what has happened, he calls the doc over and asks whats gone on, im...
Walks up to the bar in his local pub and calls the landlord over, im looking for a job mate are there any going? the landlord pauses for a second,...
Anyone heard the new Bee Gees tune? How deep is your bruv. I hear hmv's got a sale going on all the Bee Gee's albums. Theres a third off.
TWO PREGNANT WOMEN SAT KNITTING ONE AFTERNOON,THE FIRST LADY TURNS TO HER FREIND AND SAYS...I HOPE MINES A LITTLE BOY I HAVE THIS LOVELY BLUE...
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