A message to the citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA an thus to govern...
I would just like extend to all of you worthless fuckers the compliments of the season. Have a wonderful Christmas and a truly happy and...
Some cunt just told me this, I nearly slotted him. “ A man and his wife are walking through Moscow one December evening when it starts to rain....
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Winning the golf tournament on a delightful summer day was good enough...but receiving the cheque from the all time comedy film and stand-up...
Has anyone seen "Kill Bill" yet? Is it any good?
....yes, could you book me on the next available flight to Copenhagen please.
A zoo with no animals. Boom fucking boom.
Q. Name a bird that can't fly A. That bird out of 'Holby City' [img]
How many relationships in the history of Fugly have turned sexual? Can anyone shed a bit more light on the follwing piss poor list? Absolutely,...
I got this via text message the other day when I was hammered, I nearly fucking pissed myself. "Maurice Gibb dead?! It's a TRAGEDY the doctors...
Paul McCartney bought his wife a plane for Christmas......... But she'll stil have to use Immac on the other leg [img]
OK folks, votes purleeze for your favorite all time Christmas record. I'll go first....just pipping Shane & Kirsty for 1st place is....."Happy...
HAHA firewall's down. You lucky cunts have got me back. I'd like to say I've missed you sorry fuckers, but that would be a shameful lie. Now..I...
Netscreen and Websense have seen fit to block Fugly from my 'poota at work. This is serious shit, I don't have time to keep up to date at home. Is...
Recent posts about the Happy Mondays got me thinking. Can anyone think of a cooler opening two lines to a record than "Kinky Afro" Altogether now...
Today is the greatest day in the last 5 years of my life. Never mind my 2 kids being born/taking their first steps/speaking their first words....
Look what I've just eaten... [img] ......I bet it looks just the same in about 10 hours time when it reappears. [ August 18, 2002: Message edited...
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers. Boom fucking boom!
If member ratings were given for sexual athletisism I'd have six stars. A straight SIX FUCKIN STARS! Just thought I'd let u know [img]
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