I suppose if you threw it in someone's face, you would be arrested for assault, huh?
Yeah, you're looking kinda bearish these days. Did you ask Billy Maze how many of those goddamn denim shirts he owns?
Birds will eat meat. Birds will eat dogfood and some of it has chicken in it so they are pretty much cannibals. But I guess some birds live on...
Why did you get your picture taken with him?
I think I saw that or a show very similar to it.
I wouldn't speak to the bitch at all. I would take the letter to the principal and tell them that you were offended that she referred you to a...
No. I want someone to pay ME to wash MY car or mow the lawn or vacuum or other cleaning duties that I do not enjoy.
I saw the original 'hope' part and thought it was spam so I didn't even click on it.
First off, poor kitty. I saw a cat get hit once and I took it to the vet and it shit in my car, but the smell actually came out. I used every...
Did you know he died?
Even though he sings revved up like a deuce another runner in the night? My friend used to sing that Fleetwood Mac song... 'Just like a...
I never had a pager. I did have a cell before anyone I knew. It was the old bag phone that only worked with your cigarette lighter. I was only...
There needs to be people out there that will pay you to do stupid shit like wash your car and mow your lawn. I need to find those people.
And I don't text either. This phone doesn't have a full keyboard. It has the qwerty layout which is weird when it's not a keyboard. You just...
Or the old calculator days; 58008 *pick up your screen and turn it upside down
I think anything can be addictive. Physically, I doubt that hops are addictive, but mentally, yes. I am mentally addicted to Kroger Pumpkin Pie....
Johnny Cheezedawg pays NO MAN to suck his dick! :eek:
His songs are really perverted. I remember singing this song out on the boat when I was a tiny kid playing in the river. Just sick what little...
Ovulating is a bitch. I never used to ovulate but I am now and it sucks. My body is trying to make a nest, but my mind ain't havin' it! :mad:
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