Happy birthday Pukey. Just think, if you live to be a normal age you are not even half dead yet. I hope that thought makes you day even better.
He said the wrong thing to Dwaine.
HAH
So Dan is doing your colostomy?
Genius is my middle name, F'in is my first. I was known as a poet from the day of my birth. I can string together rhymes 'til I have you a cryin'...
So you do love me.....
How about DANPOETRY? Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies..... Once there was a man by the name of Dan Never had a friend 'cause he was...
I can't believe that I am flirting with Dangerous Dan.
We don't appreciate you now, so what's the problem?
You never paid me for letting you squeeze them.
I watched it for 45 minutes before I realized that you had to type something.
Please prove it by posting a picture. (of the tits)
OK, you win.
Suggestions to get Dwaine back.... 1. Post a video of someone sacrificing an infant on the steps of a church. 2. Take up an offering and buy...
After reading through 2 hours of repetitive mugglywort, the last sentence seems very contradictory. Interesting? Yes. But not as interesting as...
Dan is straight. [IMG]
Has anyone been able to verify if this is true? Nothing on any hoax sites.
You are cute when you grovel.
If he really lost all that weight......no longer full of siht........doesn't belong here anymore......
I have the sickest feeling that we are flirting with Dan....
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