Mother fucker. Just copy and paste the text, I dont want to be surfing the internet looking shit up. DAMN!!! :)
"Damn, no meat, you must be saving room for me" Yea, like that. Maybe ask to see her ID first....
Man, you are so smug. :) So how far can you go on a litre? Dont most brits ride the 'tubes' anyways? We like to complain because...
You should have talked to her. "hey are those rug burns on your knees, or are you just that bad at riding your board?"
You have to read all that for cosmetology class? Whoa!
Isnt it amazing how when you get older you dont have time to read? I mean you are stuck doing grown up things, like remodeling a bathroom, or...
If I didnt have my big-ass camper I wouldnt have the F-250. But I have to have it to pull the big ass camper. Oh well I will just camp in my...
That is funny and disgusting all at the same time. I guess it would give it that fresh pine-sol smell??? So you didnt say, "Hey why dont you...
Maybe 4.00 a gallon is a bit ridiculous when you get 12mpg. (the same reason I drive my integra to work and leave my F-250 sitting at home)...
People wear tampons? Gross. :)
My wife has an Accord. We did have an SUV, it wasnt to 'mark my territory' it was because it was earier to put a pack and play in the back of...
You have to be the biggest idiot in the history of the world. They drive SUVs because they have kids, something I hope you never have, and it...
I think the mullet is for aerodynamics.
I meant natural as non-cosmetically altered. Not vegetarian.
So if the Wings win it all are they going to rent a limo again?
POT was at 140 when I started here almost a year ago, it is now at 214. Why dilly dally with 10 returns?
I dont think sociopaths have 'co-workers'.
Yea, they are few and far between, especially the 'natural' ones, like Pukey. We have one here in town who is a real estate agent, she puts her...
I've always wondered why they've never invented a kinetic powersource that can 'drive' itself once its started. IE you use a small electrical...
You are crazy.
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