Lassie shot a cannon?
I have only seen like two Asians in my life. Mexicans? Now there's a Tan I understand.
His name is Schmedley Bergstein. He's an Irish Jew. Call all the bars in DC and ask to speak to the tattoed drunk with the mohawk that's...
Come on Dan. I tracked you last night. You log on and post, then disappear. Holyman logs on, goes straight to to the same thread, and posts. Then...
I got your "Grand Cannon" right here Dan. [IMG]
What is it with you and black men with tight pants?
Sorry. I don't speak Texan.
I google "Dan Ewert" and the second choice is DanergousDan.us Coincidence?
My God! That THREE pot/kettle rules in one thread!
I bet his mommy caught him on the computer again.
Prove it? How about 1-800-ass-play? That's about as DAN as it gets.
I think you scared off our playmate. It was Dan anyway. He is proably on the phone with his Lawyer trying to figure out a way to sue me without...
I was really hoping he would call. I am so bored and lonely. I really need a friend to talk to, you know, someone that would appreciate a...
Aren't you supposed to be studying?
Call me brave boy. That's my number. That's what I thought. No balls, just an index finger.
How about I just PM you my cell number? We can stay up late and talk and get to be great friends. Check you PM's!!!
Just cause you can't compete with my genius is no reason to act all offended and litigous. Besides, everybody knows the kid was 13. You said so...
OOH! OHH! Do a search on ME!!!! And when you find out what I REALLY do for living, we can meet face to face and have lunch.
As you know Jefe, I actually have access to REAL records. (Just ask Mr Parker.) Here is Danny's most current mug from the Louisville (Jeff...
I knew it. He's not really 6' feet tall like he said.
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