Those are both pretty funny. I have not been arrested, yet anyway. Mostly by shear luck or maybe there really is a God who watched over fools...
See there ImP, I told you it was love.
Care to finish this, or did you have a heart attack right in mid thought?
Give my best to the Queen. Make sure that she knows I was just trying to bait her into responding. The Queen is missed.
I don't know if Flogging Molly is punk, but they are the coolest band I know. Thanks Schmed, again, for enlightenment.
Oh look! It Florence Night-In -Jaiil.
I always thought the song was about making love, not smoking dope.
Hey, I tried this just like it said and Pimpchichi appeared wearing a Mardi Gras mask. I want my time back and effort back.
You're still my favorite reject. Lets do snow cones sometime.
For you it is. Thanks for telling about the attachment thing. Turns out that was the remaining one thing I didn't know about. I now officially...
Then post a picture dickhead. You have all the archives.
Sorry dear. It won't happen again. loads towels in the washer, and slinks back to washing dishes.....
That is a self claimed title for Nursey circa 2001. I thought she would be honored. and what the heck is more human than human?
Women just don't get it do they? Let me help you ImP - from a man's point of view, what is the purpose of ROMANCE? Right. So just cut to...
Why do I feel casually insulted? ..so now I'm praying for the end of time..... Thats the angstest of love, no? Oh, and Phat jogged my...
Did I say that ONLY Christians..... AHHHGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Trying to reason with a woman is like trying to bottle the wind.
A gift that cool deserves at least two reciprocal marital sessions. At least two. . . . .
I think that Nursey needs a little special attention to draw her out of the doldrums. We did that for Pukey, right? So here is my offering to...
Dwaine always falls in Love with the girls on the board. He just has a funny way of showing it. Kind of like in 6th grade when the guy hit you...
She makes it herself. Buys 5 gallon jugs of cheap hand cream, rebottles it in these tiny little bottles, and sells it as "Holy Holistic Hand...
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