Done. And I pass an ordinance that all bikinis must be inspected.
Barmandaland is the state name. Kitsville is the capitol.
I think I have this one figured out. It's not Dan. Not even close.
I think that the area below I-10 should secede from the State of Alabama and form a new State. I could be the Governor, Major could be in charge...
You should write comedy. Thats pretty witty.
You photoshopped a picture of your wifes breast onto the back of your neck did'nt you.
How about visiting the board a little more often? The place sucks without you here for me to slap around. (fugly translation = I miss you.)
I ordered two night vision security cameras that record to my computer hardrive, and two motion activators. The company next door sells them. They...
Well, I have the fat part covered. And I have only eaten one of the ten forbidden meats. Is that good enough for partial deification? (deification...
Did she happened to have two really nice ferns to donate? This is starting to make sense.
...and the one you accepted is.... A - Lolita College B - Kentucky School of Higher Edjucashun. C - The School my Dad gave millions to and...
Jeff would you please make Disorder a moderator beforte be blows a gasket?
Do you get paid for a residency? If so, want to rent a condo?
If you are up at 5:00AM it's to watch your neighbor with your telescope while she gets dressed. Harlan told me the routine. I can't beleive that...
I got a recipe for 'ya.
I'll call you later today. I am pretty sure that you are not awake at 7:00AM Just a thought here - I'm not really as computer illiterate as I...
Stop it. You'll scare away my new toy.
Thats Zing worthy.
Spare ribs for $1.99 a lb. A $10.00 bill should cover me.
What? Ship the whole harddrive? I don't do porn, so nothing to clean. Well, there is that one clip of Sadaam swinging on the gallows, and the...
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