WAIT! let me fix my make-up first. i want to look good for my funeral.
LMAO @ cheesedoodles.
just me. :-) i missed u mr. spoon.
okay, i'm trying to learn all my terms... what do u call that? it's not necrophilia really, right, because u don't want to have sex with their...
BAT WINGS! LMFAO that's when your man tits are so big they ooze under your armpits, and from the back they look like bat wings. it's gross!...
old enough to pee, old enough for me.
i think he wants to see the little naked kee-ids. PEDOPHILE! wait, can he be considered a pedophile when he looks like a 12 year old...
mmmm... maybe we can play later. ;-) LOL
or kee-ids.
depends on the situation. sometimes i like being fully dominated--u know, held down, tied-up, called a dirty whore and just fucked hard......
$20 says that if we tied a twinkie to a string on a stick attached to your head, 30 inches from your face, you'd drop 50 pounds running trying to...
you're black? LOL he IS just like sean! LMFAO sorry, inside joke.
LOL
are u a virgin? there's nothing wrong with that if u are... i'm just askin'.
i just wanted to make sure u knew i had a vagina, not a penis.
i know i like taking a stiff dick in the poop shoot. BALLS DEEP BABY!! LMFAO i haven't used balls deep in awhile. god, i can't wait to go home...
1. we're monkeys! 2. i think we guessed what a snoodle is--is it when an uncircumcised penis covers a circumcised penis? 3. yeah, we heart...
oh FUCK! LMFAO and a couple racks of lamb and shit.
dwaine--i'm a girl, why u calling me a "he"? yeah, i enjoy anal sex.
is that why he looks like the little mongoloid chick that was singing like a virgin on the karaoke?
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