Hey..not only am I a bridesmaid I am going to help coordinate the bachelor party :twisted:
a bridesmaid? no shit..taht is way cool..Ihave never been a bridesmaid before..I get to dress up like it's the prom again..cool...please don't...
Norman Rangerbuns? Now rangerbuns are some pretty rock hard and tight tushies.. you don't have a rabbit up yer sleeve do ya? 8)
Hell, if I was going to make up stories about my life, it wouldn't be the fucking depressing shit I write about here sometimes..it'd be a fuckin...
damn..and it looked so hot when sharon stone did it..then again, she prolly weighed a lot less than me..and it did help that she had the...
you know that would be funnier if it weren't so true..damn but that one is one the mark. .I say we just make some money for the govt and bring...
I can take a few online and/or correspondence courses and charge ya up the wazitch..but how about you just take my "lucy from peanuts" advice, at...
Barry you have officially impressed the fuck outta me..my noblest aspiration is do one day make the shock jock master extroadinaire at least utter...
ya'll really do some rocharsch (sp?) shit on my head sometimes at this site for some reason..it's like a stream of consciousness thing.. For...
duct tape...mankinds fourth most important invention..first is the discovery of fermentation to produce intoxication..then the sheer brilliant...
I took those myself. Not bad for an amateur..not premo excellente..but not bad either..;)
yup..it's springtime..beautiful bloomin stuff that brings the stock in antihistimines WAY up! ;) Oh well..it's good for the economy, right?...
Used to have a dog that would get into the kitty litter and eat catshit..I started feedin the dog cat food instead of it's dog food and it...
It's late, and the joke's on Michael By César G. Soriano, USA TODAY Jay Leno, The Tonight Show (11:35 p.m. ET/PT, NBC) • "A former...
naw, it's just that I was exposed to too much shit when in the Army, and it is wreakin havoc on my bod. Cellulitis is caused from a variety of...
Hell it got a chuckle outta me.. 8) Here is how to keep Jehovah's witnesses from knockin at yer door: [img]
I have just about everything else under the sun, and especially so with the cellulities and septic shock and allergic reaction to meds...but no...
man a registered sex offender? fucker should fry on general principle, and fry twice for doubly traumatizing the child..how about we roast his...
naw..it's both..cus I just showed it to a bud and he thot it was funny too..of course he could be drunk, I don't know.....
Ahhh a Heinlein fan...loved all the books mentioned..and also Farnhams Freehold, the Puppet Masters, Friday, and The Cat Who Could Walk Through...
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