I visited Belsen and Auschwitz when I was posted to Germany. Very eerie places, no birds sing even though they'rre both surrounded by thick...
Exactly. Bums being an American doesn't it?
:D All correct apart from the 'Spanish' reference. I am actually French by birth. I shall now await the inevitable 'cheese eating surrender...
Ooh an indexed finger wedged just right... luvverly *pop*
I'm now a shandy-drinking southerner having it large in the Wiltshire vales...
T'is true I tell thee, Mr. Usher is well known in my home town...
I used to be a 'drinking' mate of his whenever I was back on leave years ago, I also used to play 5 a side with him on sunday mornings as well. He...
For Mia... Paradise Found Woman is my paradise, Nirvana e'er known. Not searched for, yet found, I'll ne'er be alone. I travel her...
They're friends in Pukey's 'Alternative Reality' so don't be dissing her chums like that... In my 'Alternate Reality' my best mate is George...
How is your love life these days?
No gag reflex.
After Trevors 'patio party' it was going to be hard to match anything like that again, and with Barry and Terry both getting older they definetly...
http://www.snap-shot.com/ Knock yourself out... and remember 'Google is your friend'
All scousers are.
Many moons ago whilst learning field craft when I joined 'Her Majesty's Finest' our instructor showed us the correct method for wiping your arse...
It is hem *points up*
True. We love the skirt wearing, deep-fried mars bar eating, rheumy eyed warmongering Scots just as much as we like the leek eating, non-jobs...
Depends on who had the shiniest teeth and freshest breath after use.
drum roll BADA BOOM TISH!
We called it 'knocking on doors and running away'. My friends and I weren't overburdened by the rigours of imagination.
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