Wales?
First thing I'd do is order the channel tunnel to be filled with cement, (which incidentally ain't a bad idea anyway) point every gun we have...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup: [B]I think it has to do with fatty tissue, it...
*sees* I mean. Coulda used the edit but that's a cheatin. Guess who's been on a Stella bender tonight.
"Thanks Obi-Wan! The new xrz.1 mini lightsabre!" *Luke wanders off towards Alderan with his birthday present* "Wait till that cunt Darth seed this!"
Well I can send one in of me but be warned, I have a lot of gray hair (started when I was 17), I rarely shave and the shadows under my eyes makes...
Hey pimp looks like you scored! Betcha any money she weighs 21 stone, can crack walnuts between the cheeks of her arse and is married. To her brother.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat: I think i just lost 5 pounds in my obdimen....
A mate told me about this once. His girlfriend used to babysis for a couple in our town. After some sort of fall-out between the sitter and the...
Why don't we make it a national sport eh! Something else we can be shit at playing.
Did you upload it to fugly? If not use this http://www.fugly.com/ornot/fugly/images/upload/ Then copy n paste between [img] Fuck me I'm...
For fucks sake. Where did Hitler keep his armies? Up his sleevies! Where'd I put my coat?
Dubya, get me some cheap tobacco I am nearly out. Oh and a couple bottles of Remy Martin would go down a treat. (Betcha he blows his wad on hookers)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geordie: mirrow B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's a [B]mirror Cunt.
Dunno who ween are but I could murder a pizza right now, anchovies n pepperoni. *reaches for phone*
[img] Years ago this, my knife slipped. The blood don't half piss out, scared the shit out of me at the time.
While we are on the subject [img] and [img] Ugly fuckers (both man u n'all)
Seeing as you are now the proud owner of a dvd player, Here are my latest recommendations. 1. We were soldiers Another gung ho U.S.A. Vietnam...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710: no one said they'd wanna be marooned with me,i feel so...
Yeah dubya, you caster of the aspersions. *trots off to look homophobic up in his oxford dictionary*
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