Three men enter heaven at the same time and St. Peter tells them to sit down and tell how they died. First guys says, "Well, I wasn't feeling...
If we listen, time will tell
If I had some one I could tell.
If you're suggesting that someone can become an expert in a single field and lord that information over other peoples heads as The Definitive...
if I could pay nine cents to lick yer balls? if I could patent the gals. (Hello.)
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