what does it show if you type 'turkey waffle'?
hmmm... something festive methinks, with maybe some nice piping, possibly something in yellow. Do you prefers boxers or jockeys? Have a good...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: ROFL [img] AND STILL NO TITTIES FOR U NICO, MY...
' 'ain't 'aking 'hit 'p, 'ou 're! [img]
Another legend bites the bullet. My Clash top 10: 1. English Civil War 2. White Man.. 3. Armagideon Time 4. London Calling 5. I Fought The...
Happy Christmas to all my fugly chums around the globe!!! I am completely off my tits, and will possibly regret posting this, but hey, what's...
'ah! 'uo 'ould 'et 'ff 'n 'hat, 'at 'n 'he 'orner 'anking 'uriously! [img]
Want me to dress up for you rattila?
'uck 'ou, 'ou 'uckin' 'z 'oving' 'umbrian 'unt!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: i never did get that sammich [img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>...
Is that part of your therapy Kit?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kept man: ...I'm kind of proud of my wife...
You have to explain thing s...l...o...w...l...y to 'penis' brain as he's a thick fuck.
Basil Rathbone.
Humphrey Cushion?
erm...* narrows eyes suspiciously * you like the colour yellow?
See? Christmas is just pain whichever way you look at it. Am not bothering this year but I am making sure it there is a light sprinkling of white...
I look like a spiv from a dodgy 50's 'B' movie... [img]
'hat?
As long as you promise not to strap me naked to a chair again... * blushes and adjusts toggle *
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