oops, I meant Lomo, hehe Um, I dare you to change your siggy to anything besides jiggling ass!!! Wait, don't change it to a picture of a shit...
The Joy of Working in a Video Store
Tommy's been writing letters again...trying to get his Mum in trouble!!! Dear Mr. Jesus, I just had to write to you Something really scared me,...
Who can name the seven movies quoted in my new Siggy? Kill me, Kill me now, I'm heaaaa, DO IT! and den? If things go right I might be showing...
Why wont Mexican ballerinas ever do the splits? They always get stuck to the floor. ----------------- Why do Mexicans drive around in Low...
Did something change on the forum in the last week...it seems to load so slow...everytime you view a page or add a message it seems really really...
HIV+ Muppets coming to a Seasame Street Near You
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions. A week after...
1. I am still not working 2. I got a strange letter from a sperm donation my father made back in '79 3. I have an appointment today and may end up...
From the creators of BangBus... Bait Bus
Flute Fucker For those of you who are unaware of her hotness. I really need to work on my site more.
So I tried d'loading a crack (for a software application that shall remain nameless) from Kazaa, it d'loaded really fast and had a cute smiley...
So before the Lewis-Tyson fight of course my satellite got burned and my card is looped and DirecTV SUX ASS...well I have been getting my card...
http://www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=4435 this is Blade getting his ass kicked by Jazz http://www.ratemykitten.com/?kitten=4440 this is...
I know how worried you all have been since I haven't posted in a few days...but you all be assured I am fine. I was busy dropping out of school,...
Little Johnny started a new job on Friday. On Monday he called in and said, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." He worked the rest of the week,...
I used to be a sex addict. I belonged to a swingers club that I would go to with a friend of mine (he was a good fuck and got off on seeing me...
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