I just farted.
*ponders for a moment* Nope. Still not convinced.
Bye! tell Michael that he left his jock-strap and sex toy under my bed when he was here last time: he needs to pick it up ASAP.
Yes, I can tell by the way you keep coming back for more. :idea:
Okey-Dokey! Nursey: shhh, over here: *gestures* NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. WE are in THE FUGLY FORUM. Fugly. Now, just think about it for a...
Does it annoy you? Good! And who follows who around? From what I can tell you brought our nice little chat from the cold sober forum into this...
I actually enjoy it myself, and thank you for using my own verbage: I always knew that certain people hate most what they see in themselves, so...
BAH! You better not respond to my posts anymore or she'll do her stylistic Nursey Flip-out and blow a head gasket...
I was being sarcastic-- but hey, if she ever abandons you, or breaks your heart, or...tries to murder you in your sleep, I'LL be THERE for you, baby!
I LOVE that Leiderhosen! Ja!!
I actually came to the conclusion that you're nuttier than a fruitcake all on my own-- Imagine that! "maipulatively used...?" just another...
Lol... I think you've taken this internet thing WAY too far. Seek immediate help. Oops! Scratch that-- you're beyond help. *shakes head* And...
Uhhhhh....Noooo....just stating the truth; what's wrong, did you forget your meds today? Kook!
Holy shit! Beep, beep, beep!!!! PSYCHO ALERT, PSYCHO ALERT!! Man, poor Michael. Btw, I didn't even bother to read past the 1st...
Next time, I promise!
I'm serious..they're gorgeous...*envies* :)
You have some amazing eyes...very Egyptian.
Oh, OK, GIMPLES! I will JUST for you!! You should have died with your father; pity for US, you didn't.
Uhhh, because there is MORE THAN ONE person who reads these forums and know you're a little on the, uh, zaftig side? Would be my guess.
You'll be fine, hon...I know it.
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