THAT'S IT!
...after a 'long' relationship, at least?
(Or to her, for that matter...)
Update: No 'sudden drastic living arrangement plans' adjustments. She's staying back at home until she finds a job. Then, she will probably...
Damn, you spat that one out as if you've actually seen it before...
I like this one, but it's a bit too cumbersome to be practical... If I could modify it, however...
The more offensive, the better... Suggestions?
Dan, be sure to make me a large pair, as I've got the whole Bigfoot thing goin' on - oh, wait, you remember...
I will be buying this movie - for sure. I was a big fan of the Superman movies growing up, and upon watching them again years later, I can see...
I used to have it, and I can't find it... If anyone has half a heart, could they please upload it and give me a link? Or even PM me for my email...
Final diagnosis: Severe case of ADD (Inattentitve type) - I've been instructed to go to a GP under my plan, whom will review this Dr's notes,...
YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE FUCKING THE MAILMAN YOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRS YOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN F YOU KICKED HIM IN THE...
I think this has been mentioned before (I believe IMC posted what sounded like a delightful low-fat recipe for fish? Was it something else?...
You're completely wrong: I'm the Gary Larson "Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!" kinda person. :)
Once I was at the Chinese buffet and didn't get a clean plate for my return trip to the food bar... :shock:
Does he wet the bed excessively and play with fire, too?
Update: So, before work, I drop off the wheel into the Wal-Mart auto area (mistake #1) - there were two punctures in the tire, a nail, and a flat...
I appreciate the kind words... it's funny, really, when you have obsessive compulsive disorder - that's one thing, but when you realize you have...
I've heard that the ol' Visine-forced-bowel-movement is an urban myth... Has anyone actually tried it?
She still hasn't moved in... Today, on my way out of school, I walked up to my truck and noticed that I drove up there with 5 lbs of air in my...
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