You won't need seconds beyatch!
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Jesus, cunt.
and fag tramps...
Will need the sound proofing because if I unleash my monster from the zip cage she'll be howling like a friggin werewolf. From pleasure obviously.
It's well foggy outside my house at the moment.
* sighs * that's my girl... [img]
* tumbleweed blows through the forum, church bells strike midnight in the distance, whilst a dog can be heard howling from afar *
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Dare I ask what started this anyway?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>...
I've had three wanks in a row just now...by christ my dick hurts, but what was interesting(?) is the third orgasm was the most intense I've ever...
My advice would be not to kill in the first place, as it's wrong, very wrong... Jesus, if we all followed the 10 commandments in the first place...
UT gurl, want me to rub some Vic's into your tits...erm...chest I meant? Am naked apart from a yellow feather sticking out of my ass ready for you...
Somebody give me a fuckin' job so I can go to Nursey's and get Butcho-fukko-naki rimbulated, otherwise I'm gonna have to use all my savings to get...
Not as much as I have missed you.
Eddison suddenly realised with dismay that Galliver had 'turned' after Nursey's administrations and placed the giant big humongous butternut...
Chapter 1. It was a dark and stormy night when Eddison approached the mansion's gates. The stone lions cast down their unblinking stare as...
* re-reads Stymies's post and realise he's talking about posting pics of his nadger, Dub slaps his head and says... Don't post pics then ya...
Post pics then ya cunt!!! [img]
* Dubya scrabbles for a witty response to keep this thread alive but fails miserably and can only come up with... * Jesus, DorknGravy, you really...
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