That was (if you'll excuse the pun) - some real funny shit... :biggrin: I've never heard of lotion with alcohol in it - seems that would defeat...
I googled it, and typically, the story is full of typos... I haven't read through this one, but I imagine the same:
So... I hear you're having marital issues... What's your caliber, baby? ;) I'd date my clone, too - except, it'd have a penis. Kind of a...
You should stick with what you know... HFA singles.
Fucking shit... What kind of malls do you shop in, anyway? Does your state allow concealed carry? This is almost as bad as that "Ryan's...
I forgot to answer this portion... Where do I put 'em? -- If I told you, well... Y'kno... I have these things hidden so well that...
Here be (most of) me plunder: [img] Main things in that pic: 33 rd. Glock clip, 9mm 80 rds. of Hornady TAP (red tip) 55gr, .223 Rem 2-6...
Did you get paid this time??? Seriously - how does one go about being shat upon during Xmas shopping? Were you using that term metaphorically?...
What better way to say, "I put a lot of thought into your gift... Here ya go..." ;) A little. ;) 7 PM here, too, and I'm bushed...
I can't believe they left it there, either. Granted, it was just the upper receiver, not the actual FFL portion of the rifle itself - but still....
Fucking hell... That place was crazy today. Anything "Black Rifle" was flying off the tables - and at outrageous prices. Oh, to be a gun vendor...
Stocking up on blow-up dolls again, are we?
At least the broad didn't step on her... :rolleyes:
After Dwaine's treatment, there would be no milk - just butter. Or, so I've heard... :rolleyes:
God bless the UPS guy. And damn him at the same fucking time for leaving this upper receiver on my fucking doorstep when I wasn't home. DPMS...
I was waiting for Dwaine to jump on some new flesh... Guess I'll have to do it. Suck warm farts out of my ass. Just doesn't feel the same,...
Damn, I wish you could've filmed that. I'd love to have seen that shit - and put it to music. Don't know if I could decide what song to...
Do what you must... I came home to my AR-15 M4 upper receiver sitting on my doorstep tonight, and there's a gun show this weekend... :biggrin:
It's like a train wreck... It's so horrible... but I can't look away!
Oddly enough, I trust some decisions to fate, and for some damned reason, a toss of the coin indicated that I should not purchase the Mossberg....
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