Thank you all for your heartfelt sentiments. The funeral is tomorr......err, today - in roughly 12 hours. I've never spoken at a funeral,...
Before I started this thread, I had just received word from my mother that my 97-year old grandmother had been taken to the hospital due to yet...
I didn't mind, honestly, I just thought I'd fix it in case someone missed it the first time.
They were probably on PCP. Is that popular 'round those parts?
So, you're posting 'visitor messages' to your own profile?
Beenjamin: I have a real estate proposition for you. It involves a well. Prime subterranean real estate, no taxes, and I guarantee, your...
Puberty?
Knowing you, your clone would get attached to the dogs and not want to give them back to the 'real' you once you returned. Then you'd be...
(Methicillin resistant Staphylococcus aureus) I've done the googling, and I've read up on it... Just wondering if anyone has any personal...
Maybe he should chew his food more thoroughly before swallowing, to satiate his hunger? I remember reading once that the mind keeps track of...
Don't worry, I'll catch you on one of those minute-long periods when you stop breathing at night. Then I'll slip Schmed in to give you a hug and...
You might be allowing brain damage to occur if you cut off the flow of O2 to your brain like that. Check out what Rhonda said - soon. And...
Try the Zoo - the people are sometimes more entertaining than the exhibits. Heard an animal expert tell his son once, "See, Juan? This is...
You're becoming more and more militant lately... Have you been hanging around the wrong people? Do you need a hug?
Damn. Wish you could tape some of those... Some people are like that... Not to stereotype, but it seems to be mainly African-American women...
It does... and without going into any legal precedents. The Kevorkian dilemma is that he was directly involved in their deaths, as the...
I think you told part of it once... Something about her not approving of you, and then you grabbing the rag off her head, wiping your ass with...
Yeah, and you think I need an intervention when it comes to guns?? :rolleyes: OK, granted, lotions are a bit less lethal than firearms, I'll...
I don't think she said one way or another... Sounds like she added the "without the assisted suicide" part to remove herself from any possible...
It's good that you're on such good terms with his mom - I'm sure she'll be happy to find you some more, maybe with "extra moisturizer" in the...
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