If it were me, it'd be running around quoting, "This... Is my Boom Stick! - YOU GOT THAT?!?" Bruce is the shit. Never seen that cheesy...
I think she's worried that her clit will stand at attention like a micropenis if she takes the pill... :confused: Are you talking about...
I give you a five, unless I can photograph you with a nice pearl necklace...
Of course not... Nobody looks lonely when they're given a hand now, do they?
Nevermind the guys just looking for a good laugh by calling your work late at night, asking for your alias... and then accusing the operator of...
I don't remember that... I just remember her denying your existence and when I asked if she'd been drinking, she started laughing aloud and...
R.I.P. - U.S.A. ...wonder if the penguins wouldn't mind some company in Antarctica?
Katie Couric should have her plastic face ripped from her 50-year-older body. Sickening, to hear the commentary during the inauguration......
It's not the guns you have to worry about so much as the drugzzz... ;)
"If it ain't broke..." :rolleyes:
Ladies, ladies, ladies!!! Just because the both of you are married doesn't mean we can't be friends! ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That...
Bingo... You have to pretend to be a hooker, though... and tell him, in a sultry voice, what you want to do with his flaccid man-meat...
Well, if it were the only place in the house that was warm, I wouldn't be all that opposed to the notion...? If I'd have known this before,...
All I can recall is talking to you while you answered room service calls and masturbated secretly while asking them how many towels they would...
Drugs are baaaad, mmmmkaaay? :rolleyes: Just curious, but is PCP popular in these 'circles?'
I can set the table for two, pending an RSVP...
Projectile vomiting, perhaps...
Personally, I think the two of you need your own forum... Aside from that, have you ever tried those Anton LaVey-branded sheep intestine condoms?
I should really find those pictures of your trip down south... Don't you remember? You were so drunk you were giving handjobs to the monkeys at...
I'm sorry, but did you just say "sloshed?" :confused: I'm going to roll a blunt and ponder the meaning of this peculiar term. You should...
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