The LOVE Thread

Barry and Mia are nice and make a lovely couple, and I hope they stay together forever so I can come on to Bugs and make her my wife.

Nursey's writing style is to be admired.

Dr. Bungle has a rapier sharp wit, and Dubya could fence with him anytime, as his is equally sharp.

Schmed and Dwain could strike fear into the hearts of those who wish to invade the free nations of the world, and that is the only reason it hasn't been attempted in a long time.

Samantha and UnlimitedTime amaze me with their drawn claws, and I wish I could draw that well.

and Whipone is the kindest most gentle soul I have ever met online, and has the heart of a baby.

 

I think Dwaine is slim and muscular
I think Schmed is mentally stable and has sexy toes
I think pimpchichi is original and intelligent
I think Nursey is pretty and wise
I think unlimited-time looks 21 and will forever
I think Nauseous is bubbly and very friendly
I think DrBungle is bright and cheerful
I think DangerousDan is eccentric but well hung
I think whipone is a superstar in disguise
I think mia is intelligent and attractive
I think Samanthasez has a great smile and will go far in life
I think Fugly is the sexiest human being alive

And I also think this thread should be changed to "The BE-AS-SARCASTIC-AS-POSSIBLE thread".

 

My toes have never been quite so flattered...but how do you know!!!!????

 

Be nice, or I will tell everyone about your highlander fetish

 

You mean how I like to cut off peoples heads and "absorb" their powers by wearing their dirty underwear??

 

Pretty much...

 

I have been stalking you and spying on your naked toes.

 

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!

 

When they are naked!!! You sly devil!

 

I just wanted to say that you are all beautiful and intelligent.

I love you all, and I hope that the best comes for you!

Everyone, that is, except for whipone. His soul is full of evil and hatered.

 

Well...in that case, I don't think Reiz will wind up working on 5th and Broadway at the coin operated peep shows: she will marry, have 2.5 children, live in the Suburbs and have a fetish for golf balls.

 

I don't think Samantha will end up dead in a ditch either. I love her, and want to have 2.5 children with her. She can be the man in the relationship since i will have the ball fetish.

 

SEE REIZ!!!! I DID READ WHT YOU WROTE!!!!!!!

 

Shut up and put your face back between my legs.

 

Yes Ma'am...

 

Since I'm not into blondes you'll have to wear a wig, some glitter and that feathery boa thing.

 

Actually, I think I have that department covered fairly well. Let's just say it's never been a concern.

 

Post pics to prove it.

 

Ohh do tell....