Anybody going to the Kentucky Derby?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, May 5, 2005.

  1. Checkmate

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    True........close to the line, don't think I am crossing it, but I mean come on it would be pretty funny to see Danny Boy take a flying cock round house to eye..
     
  2. Dubya 2.0

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    Bruce Lee never mentioned that technique...
     
  3. ucicare

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    ....and Checkmate wins by a nose!

    Barry
     
  4. Checkmate

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    9th circle of the ninja only....very high level..very deadly...very embarassing for the recieving party...especially when teamed with the double nut blow to the forehead.....I've said too much.
     
  5. pimpchichi

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  6. Dubya 2.0

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    Just reading that article has made my nadger involuntarily twich and shrivel...
     
  7. DangerousDan

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  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    jesus... just more proof, that japs are freaks
     
  9. Dimples

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    whos the favorite this year?
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    just be a good girl and come stick your face back in the pillow....
     
  11. Dimples

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    you have a facination for pillows. are you a pillow biter?
     
  12. Schmed

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    NO, but I will give you one guess who is gonna be....

    ARCHIE!!! Get over here!!! And bring the 2 liter of Dr Pepper!!!!!
     
  13. ucicare

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    Getting back to the topic -

    Has anyone else ever noted that Horse racing and NASCAR have a lot in common?

    I really believe it has the same fan base. On Sundays, they all dress in bluejeans and CAT hats, and get drunk while watching cars go around a track. Then once a year, they dress up for Church and go watch the Horses run for the Roses. Same rednecks, different track. (Same drunken stupor before, during and after for both too.)

    I expect to see sponsors names painted on the horses's asses eventually.

    Barry
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

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    Dhaken, not stired
     
  15. DangerousDan

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    You have absolutely no idea of what your talking about. The only similarity between Nascar and the Derby is the infield. The seats in the grandstands and millionaires row and so forth are not cheap. The infield is for the rednecks and college students and the stands are for the professionals. You may find this odd by I find your mentality to be pretty working class. Your ideas are never very original or very right. In my opinion you think fugly is some kind of experiment where you try to take a bunch of random people and enlist them in your group therapy which I would find to be of questionable value at best under any circumstance much less here in internet form (hence the be real thread) and your moniker "ucicare". But, hey if you can make a living at it. Who am I to tell you its not worth the time. Just don't expect me to buy into you ideas and mundane opinions.
     
  16. ucicare

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    The above rambling rant is what a pre graduation meltdown looks like. Sadly, Dan will be the most well educated employee that has ever worked a McDonalds drive through.

    And what is wrong with being "working class" you arrogant elitist asshole? Just because I own a tie, does that mean I can't mingle with people who I find interesting no matter what "class" they fit into?

    Your true colors just slipped out from under your frat robe, Mr "better than working class people."

    Barry
     
  17. DangerousDan

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    What a bunch of bullshit. You flip from one side to another. First it's the people at the derby and nascar are to redneck for you then it's I'm a man of the people "even though we all know I'm better than they are". I'm simply pointing out that your not better than they are. As a matter of fact you are a man of very average intelligence trying to pretend as if you are some fucking mental health genius. You are the one claiming to be better than working class people and my post simply called you out on that as well as your stupid little game you got going here on this site.
     
  18. ucicare

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    You, dear Dan, are a freak.

    I am at a complete loss to understand what winds your clock.

    I am sure that you are a Narcissist, however. That much is certain.

    Barry
     
  19. ucicare

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  20. Dimples

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    i didnt vote in the last election so im not gonna vote here either
     

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