Two guys are golfing and there are two women ahead of them going slow as fuck. So the first guy says, "I'll go see if they'll let us play through," and jogs towards them. Half way there he stops and comes back. His friend goes, "What's wrong?" And he says "Well, one of those ladies is my wife, and the other is my girlfriend!" "Ah, no problem, I'll go ask." So off the second guy goes. He gets half way and turns back. "What's wrong," The first guy asks. His friend shrugs and says, "Small world."
SO, A man and a little boy are walking hand in hand together in the woods when the little boy looks up at the man and says, "I'm scared!" and the man, looking down at the boy replies, "You?! I'M the one who has to walk outta here alone..." Thank, you, thank you.
What can I say?! Great minds think alike! So, How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
