Lying,sanctimonious, fraudulent, nasty, deceitful, P.O.Shit!

I can see I made your day....seeing as you are "Nursey"... and I play one on TV...just think of us as a kidney stone...someday we will probably pass...until then it's gonna hurt like hell...more drugs and push the fluids.

 

Done and done.

 

Not so much pain as a dull, sluggish feeling of 'petrifaecation' in the lower colon which will hopefully - sooner than later - be expulsed in one supremely satisfying great feat of peristalsis.

 

You were a little too quick on that response Saw...I think you were anticipating my Rx.

 

wow this is sphincter tightening drama. Catharsis is good for the soul.

 

Are you authorized to write 'scrips? I'm always anticipatory.

 

The lower intestine as well.

 

Well Saw as one gets older one becomes truly fixated about one's bowel movements...actually becomes the highlight of one's day...some become darn near obsessed with it as evidenced by the frequency in which it comes up in their conversations.

 

Ever the nice one, aren't you? I assumed it was a fecal fixation.

 

I am playing nice...you should see me when I'm being catty. :twisted:

 

Conscientiousness in such matters from a young age ensure that serious ailments can be avoided at a later stage. 'Nip the shit in the bud' is what i say. :idea:

 

"nip the shit in the bud"...gottcha...may have to embroider that on a pillow.

 

Can we save that for another day please? I had an unpleasent encounter with a Rottweiler this morning.

 

What he try and eat your beagle?

 

Are frequent exams part of the regimen?

 

No, me. I was at a customers house and he thought the dog was locked up. He wasn't.

 

Pepper spray works well.

 

Good idea. Next time I see that guy I'll spray it in his face.

 

Naw...just add a couple hundred bucks on his bill for pain and suffering incurred.

 

Well! Not the sort you are used to at the *other place*. :?