Fat Bastards who can Bench Press

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dubya 2.0, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Just wondering who's going to click on this thread title is all...
     
  2. pimpchichi

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    just thought i'd reply in time for it's 100th view
     
  3. DrBungle

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    I just saw 'bastard' and knew this was a thread for my illegitimite self.
     
  4. Dubya 2.0

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    400lbs you say?
     
  5. DrBungle

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    Yeah, 400 EL BEES. Almost strong enough to bench press Corpseman.
     
  6. Your Friend Whipone

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  7. Dubya 2.0

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    Lovely tits! Show us yer minge!
     
  8. ucicare

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    Ok you Morons I lied about benching 400 lbs.

    I could bench press 400 Lbs easily when I was playing ball, but I seem to have deteriorated a little. I went back to the gym last week, and was stupid enough to try and hit 400 again. I did get it off the bar, but I bet it would have cut me in half if I had ever unlocked my arms and actually tried to lower it to my chest. Thank god there were people present to rescue me. They are probably still laughing.

    The problem with me (and most other men I suspect) is that only the body gets older. My brain still thinks that I am a college jock with hair and bulging biceps. I am in complete denial of the fact that I am an overweight, graying, balding, bran eating desk jockey.

    I laid 12 pallets of grass a few weeks ago, and I still can't stand up straight. So much for being a bad ass.

    Barry
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    you ate medicvet!!!

    whaddaguy!
     
  10. DrBungle

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    Didn't you die when the tangent universe dumped a jet engine in your bedroom?
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    he looks more like frank
     
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