The official "Fuck you, Fred" thread

I honestly have no memory of ever rating you Nursey, or why it was so low and unworthy.
What can I say? I'm sorry

 

*throws sodomised toy doggy to beagle called Jeremy that happens to be about*



*corny 'limey' joke inserted in that sentence

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:

 

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How do you make that out? That's one of your feeble projections i'm happy to inform you.You see,i don't have a habit of releasing information to fugly forum (of all places) about things that i might be 'touchy' or sensitive about,you silly bitch.If i had any problem with being 31,half Iraqi or having small tits...guess what....I wouldn't have told you!!!And why should i have any problem telling you any of those things when i look the way i do?(Remember...i have provided more crisp,clear,full colour photograghs of myself than anyone else here).They are the most effective and undisputable comebacks in the face of comments like "much older"," jaded", "worn-out","greasy-haired " etc etc etc from silly,bitter little mopey faced bitches like yourself.
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Jesus...you always manage to make yourself sound like a snooty little girl.
Apologising for repeating yourself?Why?No,that was what you were attacking me for in the ' You get 5 stars'' thread!I wasn't pointing out that you were repeating anything...i was pointing out that you were using as an 'attack' something which i happily volunteered the information for.Silly bitch. 'Gwyneth Paltrow tits'?My tits are probably smaller than that pale, gangley, woman,though i probably still appear more rounded than her because i have a nice,toned but fleshy covering on my small frame...unlike the wide shouldered, tall,heroin/bulimia chic appearance of Gwynny...which is more reminiscent of you actually,albeit that she is far more attractive.
And more projecting going on i see,Nauseous,you see I can assure you that i most definitely don't have 'big ears'...which *ahem* is more than i can say for you!And as was already mentioned,my hair wasn't greasy because i'd not long had a bath...and washed it...in fact it was in the best condition my hair has ever been in when that picture was taken...thick,bouncy and very glossy...better than it is now due to it having grown quite a bit and getting some split ends.(now you have been told,Gwnny-err..Nauseous...spare the forum the monotony of having to hear about my hair again by finding something a bit more interesting to slander me about next time!)
And no,i'm not famous for reviving old threads (i think you might be thinking of Pimp,GAS,Ulfur or Lomo) though i am quite happy to admit that i cross reference threads that are of relevance by providing links for the reader's convenience...and that the relevant threads are usually very/fairly recent...like the

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Yeah...and it also didn't apply to you when you first leapt on it in this relevant recent thread,but it didn't stop you.

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Well i've already corrected you on your 'grease' theory,but goth hair? I thought hair had to look something like this:

... to be termed 'gothy'...but just very dark brown hair of any style can be included in that category then???
<--'goth hair' ?
<--'goth hair' ?
And judging by the black,death oriented,angry thrashy type music you listen to,if anyone's a 'goth' here...it has to be you.
Your nose has 'character'?Is that what you call it? Well so does your little friend 'Zainab' or whatever the fuck you called him in that case...

 

Oh yeah! And 'lego hair'...who cares...i look great anyway!!!

 

[snooty little girl voice]For the love of our lord, Jesus, our savior, the king! Could you fucking go on anymore with something? Apparently, my 'feeble projections' must've struck a chord. Oh, shoot.

Let me point this out to you, because you must not be aware of this... *chuckle* You have called nearly every female in the forum, with the exception of Rat, 'boring, dull, mopey, synonym, synonym, synonym...' It's your favorite retort.

You know, it's actually kind of sad reading your *chuckle* feeble attempts of defending your looks. (I'll try to refrain from mentioning anything about your appearance from now on) You think I have big ears? Okay, fine. Actually, one ear is bigger than the other. Bottom line: I have my good and bad days, but overall, I am happy with my appearance. If you aren't, then maybe you should quit posting my picture. [/snooty little girl voice]

"black,death oriented,angry thrashy type music"

LMFAO.

 

Now look here, I'm all for this forum arguing thing, but do not, I repeat DO NOT bring Gwyneth Paltrow into this.
Sure you can bitch about her being dumb or whatever, but dont slag her off cos of her titts.
Small tiits or no small titts, I'd bone the bitch.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
[snooty little girl voice]For the love of our lord, Jesus, our savior, the king! Could you fucking go on anymore with something? Apparently, my 'feeble projections' must've struck a chord. Oh, shoot. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Struck a chord? Not at all...but as you may have noticed, i don't tend to let people away with attempts to redefine the facts about me or parade around with their bullshit plastered all over my nice white suit!Sheeeesh!
Apparently my counterances to your feeble projections have 'struck a chord' though!(Those *chuckles*...kind of give the feeling that in fact the opposite is true...you weren't 'chuckling'...you were attempting to cover your unease). But that's alright!
Oh...and this: "uh, i wasn't trying to appear mean...don't you see the slight smile on my face?"...i bet you blushed when you typed that Pukey!!! You have to remember...i was a silly little girl once myself!!!

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No, I'm aware of it...and you are absolutely right! What can i do though? It's not my fault that most of you are.Let's have a little look...

<--Neriham(otherwise known as 'The bitch is back')

<--Lady Bilescum

<--Dawn the Wank...who someone told me reminds them of you in appearance.

<--Goddess Cock Slug-->

<--this thing here, Goddammit!(Portrait accentuation courtesy of Unlimited Time)

<--who i also pointed out was a mopey faced bitch...well you were in the pic anyway UT you bitch!
<--Edwina,the Major bore..err..whore
And of course YOU you uppity little cunt!:-D

...but certainly not Rat,who is definitely a woman with kinky hot waffles and frenchy balls,or Stranger Retard Ranger who was annoyingly bright and chirpy for a pigfucker,or Kitana the swarthy mexican bulldyke who 'loved' to be with animals and stuff.
I wish there were less mopey faced,mousey little bitches,cos it does get just a tad dull when yet another comes along...i don't even need to see pics now i have developed a sense for it...like in the case of Dirty Divan.

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Right now this is where you REALLY start to spout nonsensical shit (must be desperate).
First, I think you'll find that although it might be 'sad' for you to read,it's quite entertaining and amusing for other people...because it's not them who are having to take the nasty tasting medicine i concocted for you. Your logic that i "keep posting your pic" because i'm "not happy with my appearance" just doesn't wash,i'm afraid.This straight after a post where you point out that i have posted my own pics many times too. I posted your pic to point out that you look more like the retard that you were trying to somehow associate with me ('Nursey's cousin') and my own pic to shove the crap you were trying to throw my way back in your face.And guess what? It worked!;D

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You knowww...that stuff you like to throw your head around 'agressively' to!(tee hee!)

 

Ooops!'If i'm not happy with your appearance i should stop posting your pic',you meant.Well i don't have to shield my eyes or anything when i see it...and it is useful to provide photographic evidence sometimes when some lopsided big eared pointy nosed, gaunt faced lank haired cunt is having a go at me over my appearance.

 

Jesus pimp will you please stuff the bitch b4 she explodes from sheer frustration.

 

Huh? I'm way past that UT...i'm insane-crayzee.

 

Nursey! Nauseous! You're both beautiful chicas...can we get together sometime and have group fucky? Me love you long time.
Or...settle your differences by wrestling each other, naked of course, in a pool of tapioca pudding (mmmmmm....tapioca) while I videotape the whole thing.

 

We'll get together for group fucky...you can suckle at my strap-on and make gentle whimpering sounds while ratface Pukey laps enthusiastically at your anus,occasionally penetrating it with her characterful nose.

 

You'd do that just for me? You are toooo kind...

 

...don't be alarmed if,in the passion of the moment i suddenly, with no warning,grab both your ears and procede to fuck your head like its a floppy rag dolly's.

 

Alarmed? I wouldn't expect anything less...
*kiss kiss*
Love ya.

 

Fuck you, Fred.
You still suck at life... please kill yerself.

Sincerely,
Fred

 

You still need abuse Fred?

 

Always. :wink: