Muscle Relaxers

So, I'm pretty bored and don't have much to do. I've never taken a muscle relaxer and I've got one right here.

What could I expect?

 

make sure you shit first

 

I have muscle relaxers left over from a car accident last year.

They make you really tired. I eventually go to sleep for a longer time than I usually would. You also feel relaxed, of course.

Any muscles that are tense in your body feel great.

It usually lasts 24 hours, so don't expect to do much for a day.

I think alcohol add to the effect.

I take them once in a while when I want to relax and just chill.

 

I personally like to put them in Gary's finace's drink when out on our "DATES" I find 30 to 45 minutes after her cocktail she is very accomdating.

 

Depends upon the kind of muscle relaxer. Take with food..otherwise ya might get nauseaous. And yeah, drinking a few glasses of wine usually goes great with them too..plan on being woozy or taking a long nap. 8)

 

booze is a food?

 

Depends on where you live.

 

I'll drink to that!

 

If you took Skelaxin (Metaxalone), you're not going to feel anything. Even when you're in pain, they don't do anything. They suck.

Flexeril (Cyclobenzaprine HCl) doesn't help much in the pain dept, but they will make you sleep well. I take one every now and then when I know I can devote 10-12 hours to sleep.

Other than that, I dunno. Have fun.

 

I don't need those. I've got a permanent hydrocodone prescription for a back injury. 2 of those, a few beers, and I'm good to go. Rather than bring you down, it makes you busy. :lol:

 

Thanks that was really helpful.

 

God, another worthless disabled vet with a "back injury" and an addiction to codeine and alcohol. I have two "recovery groups" that are completely clogged with that kind of character.

So Brian, what happens when your bowels should down after a weekend of that? Do the taxpayers get to pay for your trip to the ER to remove the fecal impaction?

Barry

 

What's up with the tie chick?

 

She is not from Thailand. She is American. Sheeesh.

Barry

 

"God, another worthless disabled vet with a "back injury" and an addiction to codeine and alcohol. I have two "recovery groups" that are completely clogged with that kind of character. "

You're assuming quite a lot, dickhead. I'm not addicted to shit. And bad back or not, if we were face to face I KNOW you wouldn't be talking that way to me. But this is the internet. Turds like you can spout off in relative safety. So keep talking jackass.

 

"God, another worthless disabled vet with a "back injury" and an addiction to codeine and alcohol. I have two "recovery groups" that are completely clogged with that kind of character. "

You're assuming quite a lot, dickhead. I'm not addicted to shit. And bad back or not, if we were face to face I KNOW you wouldn't be talking that way to me. But this is the internet. Turds like you can spout off in relative safety. So keep talking jackass.

 

"God, another worthless disabled vet with a "back injury" and an addiction to codeine and alcohol. I have two "recovery groups" that are completely clogged with that kind of character. "

You're assuming quite a lot, dickhead. I'm not addicted to shit. And bad back or not, if we were face to face I KNOW you wouldn't be talking that way to me. But this is the internet. Turds like you can spout off in relative safety. So keep talking jackass.

 

What forum doesn't have a fucking delete button?

 

http://www.fugly.com doesn't

 

So would it be your impressive debate skills or your readiness to do violence that would politen Barry up?