Yes lots in fact bet you would love to meet them, guess what . . . . . . they wouldnt have a bar of y' sweet scum. Get a dictionary, helps you look more cleverer, like me!
Mia - bashing Dwaine's spelling is an exercise in futility. He takes pride in his creative spelling. Dwaine is actually very bright. He mispells words because he only types with one hand, reserving the other for forks, guns, pipes and knives. That, and all the gasoline he huffed when he was 13. Oh, and the four fingernails he keeps sharpened to a razor edge. Barry
Home life is good. It is probably the just allergy season. I take a lot of Sudafed this time of year. Sudafed and Ritalin, combined with that idiotic concept known as "day light savings time" makes me ill tempered. The problem is that I like it. Don't read too much into my posts. I am mostly bored. (sniffs) I really love all of you guys (and dikes) greatly. You are the best family I ever had...... (breaks down into uncontrollable sobs) This too shall pass. Oh, and big news! I am writing a book about sexual predators and serial killers. Anyone want to volunteer an interview? Barry
It's late, and the joke's on Michael By César G. Soriano, USA TODAY Jay Leno, The Tonight Show (11:35 p.m. ET/PT, NBC) • "A former security guard said he saw Michael performing sex acts. It's pretty amazing when you consider his first two wives never even saw that." "What do you call Michael Jackson without cash? Tito! ... Michael is so broke, today he was pouring red wine in cans of RC Cola ... Michael Jackson is so broke, now he can actually only afford one glove ... I won't say Michael Jackson's desperate, but he was just turned down for a loan by Ditech ... Michael Jackson is so broke, now when he dangles a kid over a balcony, it's to shake spare change out of their pockets ... Michael Jackson is so broke, he's now considered poor white trash." David Letterman, The Late Show with David Letterman (11:35 p.m. ET/PT, CBS) • "Here now is a list of the defense witnesses, this is pretty impressive: Liz Taylor, Diana Ross, Quincy Jones, Kobe Bryant. How come this trial is getting better guests than we do?" • "They have picked a jury for the Michael Jackson trial. Here now, in percentages and fractions, is the breakdown of that jury: two-thirds of the jury is female and 60% of the jury is white. Coincidentally, so is Michael Jackson." Conan O'Brien, Late Night with Conan O'Brien (12:35 a.m. ET/PT NBC) • "It was a bad day for Michael Jackson because new audiotapes have emerged where Jackson says he didn't lose his virginity until he was age 32. On the bright side, Jackson's been named an honorary Trekkie." • "Yesterday Michael Jackson showed up late again at his trial and then broke down crying. In fact, people close to Michael say he hasn't been this upset since they canceled The Wonder Years." Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live(12:05 a.m. ET/PT, ABC) • "Michael has been starting each day by praying on the phone with the Rev. Jesse Jackson at 4:30 in the morning. He's usually up, anyway — 4:30 is prime paperboy time." • "Yesterday, the jury on his child molestation case watched a video police made of his bedroom at the Neverland Ranch — which marks the first time since 1996 I think that anyone has watched a Michael Jackson video." Craig Ferguson The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35 a.m. ET/PT, CBS) • "Michael Jackson, the other Jackson, was late to court due to illness. The good news is, he's got a clean bill of health from the ear, nose, nose, nose, no nose, and throat doctor." • "I'm doing no more Michael Jackson jokes. But the judge in the Michael Jackson trial has ruled that past allegations against Michael Jackson are now admissible. Michael was so upset when he got the news, some color actually drained into his face."
Mia is clever? The Mia that makes up retarded shit just for attention clever? Ooook guess that does belong in the joke section ey. haha.. Little crackers.
