Truth about friends

Two friends are out hiking around in the mountains when they come upon a bear. They manage to get away but they can hear the bear crashing through the woods behind them.

One guy stops and pulls out some running shoes and begins putting them on.

"What are you doing! You can't outrun a bear!" His friend yells.

The guy smiles and says, "I don't have to."

 

Damn, that's cold. I bet he never gave a reach around either.

 

Yeah, can't trust a buddy around a bear, can't count on them for the reach around.

Whatever happened to family values?

 

now for some reason that reminded me of that scene from city slickers too when the dude thot he had been bit in the ass by a rattler...

 

goddmanit.. i was hoping the AIDS had done you in

 

I have just about everything else under the sun, and especially so with the cellulities and septic shock and allergic reaction to meds...but no HIV positive, the immune system is low, but I don't have the virus..if I did I'd prolly be dead by now....but of course if I did have aids I would tell you so you could put saran wrap all over the keyboard and moniter to protect yerself..

 

You seem to be very unlucky where your health is concerned

 

I love sending posts to myself! Medi, have you tried any natural remedies for celulites?

 

its called "soap and water".

 

naw, it's just that I was exposed to too much shit when in the Army, and it is wreakin havoc on my bod.

Cellulitis is caused from a variety of reasons...a low immune system or something like CFS or fibromyalgia can be one of them..

It's like you CAN get a yeast infection from sex, from wearing too tight or dirty underwear, OR as a side effect from taking heavy duty antibiotics..cellulitis as well doesn't fit into one particular category of 'this is the only way you can get it'. And why am I even fucking explaining this? Those of you who are knowledgeable will know what I am talking about, and those of you who aren't are welcome to whatever misconceptions about me ya want to hold..it's all water off a duck's ass to me one way or the other..

thot this political cartoon was pretty apt when I saw it:

 

which are all things related to being dirty! :shock:

 

taking heavy duty antibiotics is dirty?

oh the shame...the humiliation of it all..how will I ever pull myself together and carry on..I know..!

*pops some pain meds and heavy duty antibiotics*

much better 8)

and since yer so mean I'm keepin the best of the stash for me only! That'll teach ya!

 

Am doubting that you are a nurse, and if you are you really should know better :roll:

 

well any doubts i may have held evaporated when she posted those pics of herself doing filthy things with those cadavers

 

Whats a cadaver?

 

I know for sure that Rat is a Nurse. She lifts Morphine from her patients, and I have a friend in S that buys it from her. It that doesn't prove it, nothing will.

Barry

 

you must be extra dirty if you need the "heavy duty" kind.

 

yup..I'm a nasty girl..a filthy beast..it's out in the open now..me and my 'oscar' ways can come out of the closet.

 

Lets take a moment of silence to honor all the shaved rodents that died for the jollies.