a bridesmaid? no shit..taht is way cool..Ihave never been a bridesmaid before..I get to dress up like it's the prom again..cool...please don't make me wear yellow or saffron it makes me look jaundiced..and no watermelon or neon green or other dayglo colors.. Of course as the bride my beauty will most certainly pale in comparision to your blushing form, but try to pick a gown that will have us fade suffiently into the background but not looking totally hideous. tyvm. Oh and you can borrow something blue from me if ya want that I will cover the 'something borrowed, something blue, something old'..and all ya need is the 'something new'. Do I get to cry at the weddin too or is that only for the one giving away the bride? gosh I just love weddings ..havent been to one in years..except my last one which doesn't really count cus it went down the toilet so fast..fuck it im ramblin ill stop.
I hope Barry will wear the kilt for me. Thankyou for offering to lend me those things, you will be the bestest bridesmaid eva!!! Oooooooo I am just so excited!
I thought that I would ask Dwaine, Schmed and Whip to stand with me, because if they know they have to stand up they may show up sober. I think it is only right that Jeff (Fugly's real name) perform the ceremony, since he is responsible for our meeting and falling for each other. I will wear my mother's old wedding dress...no wait...YOU will wear my mother's old wedding dress, and I will wear a leisure suit. Have you bought a ring yet? I hope not, since I happen to know that Coma_White can get us a set real cheap. What about consumating the marriage? Do we just sychronize our watches and have a go? I am very new at this, so let me know the procedure. Barry
I will videotape the wedding and the honeymoon..I will make sure to get the right angles and close up shots..
Oh Barry, I am so excited!! But just one thing sweetie, could you wear the kilt for me? You are just the right build for it, you would look sooooo handsome. Whip, Schmed and Dwaine should be in the same attire. I have booked a day at the beauty salon, where the girls are going to work on my blank expression. And I have decided to get my nails sharpened like Dwains. My dress is black with tangerine detail, and the bridesmaids are the reverse. It is going to be such a beautiful day! Oh and I thought for the meal we could have pasta??
Ok, a kilt it is. We will need a size medium for Schmed, a large tall for Whip, a 3x tall for me, and Dwaine will need a Jumbo petite. Oh, and can you wait until after the honeymoon to sharpen the nails? I have a sensitive back. Barry
Ok, I only have 3 finger nails anyway. Will get onto ordering the kilts, jumbo petite may be a prob, but my kilt making elves should manage something. I am not paying for them though
PM me the password to your paypal account, and I will load it up. You would trust your future internet husband with that, wouldn't you snookums? Barry
*walks in to... whatever the hell is going on here* Uh, guys? Let's' get our clothes on and all get on the bus back the the airport, I think we've had enough fun here in Vegas.
there had better be an open bar at this sworee or I swear the wrath of god will rain fire apon all of you
I can't type one handed, so I guess that is out. Hey, wait a minute! We're not married yet! I will not be talked into a cheap premarital trist just to satisfy your hot blooded appetite for action. Wait 'til the honeymoon like a civilized woman. Barry
was just testing you babe, I knew you would pass xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Dwaine there will be a full body search of all guests, no weapons are to be concealed in the sporans, DO YOU UNDERSTAND???????? This is to be a peaceful affair. However the bar will overflowing so you can fill yer beets min
