And...let that be a lesson to anyone else that i misinterpret while in a swirly, endorphin steeped state of cuntedness. FFS! Could you wait for us to actually ask for lube before you start randomly squirting it at us from the sidelines!? And close your mouth while you eat - the racket is drowning out the sound of Pimpo-p'chichi's balls slapping against my ass.
Hmm...i should really ask Pimp's permission before posting this, but he's away to bed now. It's a pic of us... 'in puris naturalibus'...which he sent me earlier this evening. Be nice now. :roll:
single mom equals slut? let's not forget all the manwhores runnin around.. slutty is cool tho..just as long as I'm not trampy.
In fact there is nothing wrong with my marriage ( well, nothing too serious anyway ) I just like to make up wee stories, and see what reaction I get. But thanks anyway!
Hell, if I was going to make up stories about my life, it wouldn't be the fucking depressing shit I write about here sometimes..it'd be a fuckin fairytale~! I would be carrying on a torrid illicit affair with Nick Cage and Paul Michael Glaser and Pierce Brosnan and trying to figure out how to juggle them properly so none would find out about the other while scheming to add Harrison Ford to the list....if I'm gonna make up shit about my life, it's going to be GOOD shit, godamnit! :twisted: 8)
That was when Bugs was reading my posts. Her computer is on the blink now. I have no idea what is wrong with it. 8) Barry
Oh ok then handsome. A fugly marriage would be lovely. K I want Medic, Nursey and Sammy for my bridesmaids. Who will you be having as your best man, honey? And who shall we get to perform the service? Isn't this exciting?!
