so i'm at a party right... drunk off my ass... and i start making out with some girl... after a short time i got frustrated wiht the gay kissing so i go to her... in my best drunk pimp lingo... "come on girl show me what you got".... her response.... "not untill you prove to me that you really do like me" :shock: ...... i had known her for about 45 minutes.... god bless women
so................did you confess your ever lasting love to her? 45 minutes is enough time to decide if you really love a person. :roll: Tell her " I love you enough to bless you, with the gift of my penis in whatever orifice of your's you desire."
Only one man gets to feel my mouth on any part of his body. I hate females that act like sluts when drunk and hook up with anything that has a pulse. Actully, scratch that. I saw my boyfriend's sister-in-law humping the leg of my couch when she was drunk.
so this one man, as in one at a time. cause if so can i be that one man. or is it like a highlander thing? i am, i am enternal, I AM THE ONE, HIGHLANDER!!
What the fucks with that bad girl pic then. False fukn advertising is what it is. Anyway, I don't know what the hell is with this slut this and slut that. I like a chick thats nice looking and doesn't bore the shit out of me and usually that's a party girl. Although I am strangely attracted to June Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver.
No, that's why I said "scratch that" beforehand. Nope, one man ever. Suck my dick Sue me. And then suck my dick.
