This is the Worst Day Since Yesterday

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Schmed, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. HORUS

    HORUS New Member

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  2. ucicare

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    Do you freaks not know that people who monitor these forums take that kind of talk very seriously? It would not surprise me if a carload of FBI types show up at your trailer and haul you to Guantanomo Bay. Didn't anyone ever tell you guys that the Internet is a public platform, and the same laws of speech apply to it the same as if you were standing on a street corner in downtown Boston?

    "drops warning letter with tracking device in the mail, addressed to horus, and stomps back to the bank of screens"

    Barry
     
  3. HORUS

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    well your feds can kiss my ass, im in europe 8)
     
  4. mia

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    Grow a bigger winky you fucking ass wipe tiddy wanks

    love Mia xx
     
  5. HORUS

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    yours is big enough for all of us

    if mine was any bigger, id have to have a truck drive in front of me, carrying my junk

    skank
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I used to have a Klishnikov AK-47M with a 90 round drum
     
  7. HORUS

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    AKMs are better than AKs, the stamped reciver is actually better, works forever

    you can put about a gajilion rounds through it, no problem!
     
  8. Samanthasez

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    I use a slide action rifle myself...for all those pesky unwanted late-night visitors as well as the coyotes.

    I live alone with my girl up on an Island near Seattle...I take every precaution.
     
  9. mia

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    So Sam u decided on a man?
     
  10. Samanthasez

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    Mia, my dear fuckwit, how can I ever miss you when you don't go away?
     
  11. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    Didn't Barry tell us a scheme to transport seafood for cash across state lines? Also, didn't he tell us how to make crack out of simple green and bking soda?







    LOL
     
  12. Schmed

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    Hey leave my stalker the fuck alone or else!! *holds up drunken 'dukes'*
     
  13. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Drunk two nights in a row?
    Man, smoke some crack or something. Give your poor liver a rest.


    Barry
     
  14. Schmed

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    Barry, therte was a night in bewtween, i know you can count so efff you you darn effferrr
     
  15. Samanthasez

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    Barry, you leave my stalker dude the fuck alone! *picks up a cucumber*


    There, there, Schmedly, don't listen to him - you don't have to justify yourself * shoves schmeds face in bosom*
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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    how come the only bousoms I get my face shoved into are bitches like Bea Aurther?
     
  17. ucicare

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    Glad to hear that you took one night off. Just trying to look out for you. Dwaine and I need you to be healthy for our fishing trip so that your hands don't shake while you are baiting our hooks.


    Barry
     
  18. Schmed

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    Yea but if I'm drunk I can just dive right in and catch the dirty buggers in my teeth!
     
  19. Schmed

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    I think I might feel better if I can just stay there a few more hours....
     
  20. DrBungle

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    Well I certainly think Schmed deserves to feel better.
     

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