If schmed ever marries

this is where he and his wife will be registered

 

Don't you usually register together? If that isn't the case, I want to register at the Dungeons and Dragons store.

 

If Schmed marries I think he will marry medicvet as she is his only corespondense these days!

 

Dwaine you do know there are smallgirls out there ( Not Scvhmeds Girls ) that lke a bit more beef behing their man, if you ever find yourself in a wee bit of a dry situation just give me and my lovely friends a call we will be more than happy to help you out x x x x x x x

 

If U send a mean reply my friends and I will come smother you :wink:

 

I thought you left for good.

Now you are replying to yourself, twice.

Are you on the verge of suicide?

 

Dwaine is mine, mia. Keep your greasy slutty hands off.

 

I hate to speak for Dwaine, but I'm pretty sure he's man enough for the both of ye. In fact, I might send him a sister or two to boot.

 

Uh uh . . .

 

Yeah huh

 

Cool, Ive got my shagging boots polished and ready to go :twisted:

 

They better be at least knee high. All the way to the thigh is also awsome.

 

Knee high very shiney with silver 3 inch heels, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted:

 

K, well you have to tape your eyes squinty and do Schmed too, 'cause this is supposed to be about He Who Whorships Patton.

 

how come you all wanna fuck me, but are too fucking scared to talk to me via a messenger/email/ or just show up at my fucking house? Trust me, ask my friends, Ill fuck anything...

 

Reminds me of a little tune called Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills